Only Ugly Guys

Overview

September 11-27, 2025, select days

Depravity and enlightenment, protection and liberation, love bombing / situationships / ghosting / et al – “Only Ugly Guys” delivers a stark reflection on how affection manifests in a non-committal, algorithm-fueled culture. Told through four short stories from the unique, unreliable perspective of each character, “Only Ugly Guys” experiments with what theater can be, using modern romance as its medium. Placing the audience in the role of voyeur, confidante, enabler, and friend, these scenarios interrogate, “When you have access to anything, what do you really want?”

Age Recommendation & Content Awareness: The characters, like people in real life, are complicated. The characters swear, have sex, use recreational drugs, are partial nude, and are sometimes not very nice.

Runtime: 100 minutes with no intermission

*This is subject to change, since this is a new play. Final runtime will be updated prior to Opening Night.

Box Office: The house will open 30 minutes prior to showtime. Every ticket is General Admission regardless of the amount you choose to pay. The stage is a thrust stage, with audience seating on three sides of the stage. Ticket minimums are set at $28. Choose a price that feels right to you.